BABY!! Good morning, how are you? i didn't hear you dis morning i didn't smell no coffee. Did you make some?

A: YEAH!

oh wow well i sleep hard den.

(while watching Korean costume drama)

SHE LIE! but maybe she tell the truth.

(watching her Korean costume drama)

I bet he a traitor!

(to the TigerLily)

My ni-nette!

(talking about Target, the store)

Arre dey a Joo? Cuz gen-er-alley dey neva make peeple work on dis day.

(about the film EAT PRAY LOVE)

It waz nice movie but dat girl so stoopid. You dont need to go all ova to fix yo brain. (shakes her head) how in da heck? no, Ondrew that's too much. No need to go evri-whar.

(watching the film "Eat Pray Love" - just after a monolouge Julia Robert's character has in Rome)

GOL-LY! So complicay... this woman, my God, she is too complicay. (shakes her head).