Saturday, March 27, 2010

i gotta go take a shit, excuse me.
you know somethank, you are my sunshine when you are here.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

(coming downstairs, first thing in the morning)
Oh, Fifi...the coffee is MY LIFE!

(pause)

I need to shave my mustache.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Josette: Obama, Obama what a dumb dumb he is. I don't understand such studpity the people who vote for him. All da time he say da same tank CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE, and all da people they tank they gon to be million air? SICK AN TIRED OF IT! uh uh uh uh everyday Obama. He say the same thing over and over, he said the same thing as Hitler! No body listen. No body listen--!

A: Shhhh! I'm trying to listen--

Josette: (interrupting) I DON'T LIKE HIS EYES!!