Monday, December 27, 2010

(about the film EAT PRAY LOVE)

It waz nice movie but dat girl so stoopid. You dont need to go all ova to fix yo brain. (shakes her head) how in da heck? no, Ondrew that's too much. No need to go evri-whar.
(watching the film "Eat Pray Love" - just after a monolouge Julia Robert's character has in Rome)

GOL-LY! So complicay... this woman, my God, she is too complicay. (shakes her head).
you are da Prince, my Prince William... I am the Queen Motha... Fifi is da Marquise...Jimmy da ArchDuke... Vivienne the Doo-chess, Leslie too, da Doo-chess. Matt is a Count. Randy? A King...

Thursday, December 16, 2010

you know somethang... i cohm frohm da country. If you gave me 80,000 franc I wood-ant kno what to do! We halve no taste.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

you don't have no piece of chocolat in yo room?
i got pee pee now
Josette: You something, Ondrew. I wish I could you see you as old man 86 years old.
A: I wish you could too. That would be funny.
Josette: HA! (covers her lips with a cups hand to hold back her laughter) Yeah, you right, that would be very interesting.
F: Well, you'll be able to see him Mom, you'll just be in heaven.
Josette: I'm not going to heaven.
A: Yeah, but she won't be able to be here and laugh with me.
Silence.
A: Can we not talk about this? I will seriously start crying here in a second.
F: Wow. Yeah, that's crazy to think about it! It'll just be you and Leslie.
A: I know.
F: I'll be dead.
Josette: Me too.
F: Grandma, everyone. Your mom, your Dad, Jimmy.. we'll all be gone. That's so weird to think about.
A: Can we please stop talking about this? I actually think about this all the time, it gets me really, really upset.
Josette: Oh, my baby.
A: I'd just rather not.
Josette: Oh, my baby. I can remember being eleven, thirteen year old girl and thinking.. "Ma Gah... I gon be old lady when I'm 40." Cuz 40 was old for me back den you know!
A: Yeah.
F: Don't be worried, Andrew, you'll have Leslie, and you'll have all your sisters.
A: I know, I know. And there will be more family that's just not born yet and stuff.
Josette: You will have so many friends, and your sisters. So many...