Friday, November 27, 2009

A: Are you ready for doh-doh?

Josette: No! I wait for my soap, den I doh-doh.
My gah! You are a gossip machine, do you know dat?! You looove to gossip!! Vivienne if I pale 3 times, he tell you! Sneaky you are!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

(at dinner, in a restaurant, party of 12)

Josette: Wait...I have a question... Which you tank? The cock of a man is bigger or the cock of a gorilla?

(silence. shock.)

Josette: I don't know.
You know you a bossy tank sometime you know dat!? You bossy! I am no longer the boss. Fifi the boss, you the boss. Imagine dat...I am 85 years old and I'm not my own boss.
You know, I can put on ma pee-jama myself! Who do you think I am? I can put on my pee-jama myself I am 85 years old. But I have to go pee anyway so let's go.
No, she was just angry. She like me when she get angry. Sometimes when we angry we don't think too much. It's like Floff! So much stuff comes out of her mouth and she was no thinking. We don't think when we angry.
(looking in the mirror, applying lipstick)

My God...I was so beautiful when I was young.

Monday, November 23, 2009

There are good and bad in the world Andrew. There are good black and bad black, good white, white bad.
A (running out the door): I love you baby!

Josette: Me too.
A: You gonna get slanky!

Josette: Oh, I think you dream. Fifi I think he's a dreamer.
(hangs up the phone)

Fifi was happy. She's like me, we like to see you eat.
F: Time for your next pill.

Josette: Oh...Fifi I'm so sick an tired of pill. Every day, my god. Pill! I'm SICK OF IT! Oh. I need my coffee. I'm no wake up. Pretty soon Im no gonna have no food, just pill! Pill! Pill! Pill!
A: Mmm this is good!

Josette: I told you! I know it tastes good. Everything I cook tastes good. It may not look sexy like they do in restaurants but when you put it in your mouth it taste good!

(A eats. Beat)

Josette: Oh, I love my baby.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

M: You're husband's handsome.

Josette: Oh believe me, its no good to have a husband who's too sexy.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Fifi I'm so happy this morning! I think today I get good news for my heart.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

I want to take you to Cannes. Show you where I was living. ...I was a princess.