Friday, December 30, 2011

(A & J) are watching a silent film by Buster Keaton from 1920. Josette: It's a movie, but.... I see people stupid like dis in real life. Remind me of daddy. (smh, laughing). (beat) And me too.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

(putting stones into cup for PT) Sometime ma hand doesn't work right. (throwing more than one in) I cheat. (2 minutes pass. She looks to Wassim, her PT man) You gonna go dancing tonight? (W no response. 1 minute passes.) You know I getting tyired. My arms. You know I getting old. I'm eighty seven. (F laughing in the background) I'm so happy she laughing. (eye roll) W: Now she should eat with the right now, no option. Just use the right hand. F: Oh, wow, okay. Even if it's difficult or awkward. W: Yes. Josette: But what if I have to cut my steak. W: I want you to work on it. Now you should practice more and more and more and more, so you can get back to normal. Now it's not like it was 2 weeks ago. Now it's getting pretty good. F: God it amazes me that you can break a wrist, and it heals wrong, and you can still use the hand. W: It's not going to be normal, but it can work. Okay, squeeze my hand. Josette: HIIIIIII. See it hurts me there. W: Is she using her squishy ball? F: Yeah. W: That's very important. Josette: UHHHH W: Hurt? J: No W: Now squeeze with this hand. J: I got it. W: Now go back. J: I cannot do so much. W: You have to work to get your stregth back in this hand. Work more on your squishy ball. Hand me rubber band. He outs around her hand and teachers her how to expand it. W: Now, you must do this 100 times a day. J: 100?!!????
F: Andrew, when we leave we need to Josette: WHO F: (simultaneously) go to Target so I can Josette: WHAT. WHO! F: (simultanesouly) return those packing noodles. Josette: GO WHAR? F: Mom would you stop! Focus on your PT! It's just between me and Andrew, it's nothing serious! silence. J: (under her breath) I'm nosey. I'm curious.
J working with PT man. J: Guess what I dream last night! I dream of lobster. God she was good. It mean I have to buy lobster.
J sneezes. F and A busy writing xmas cards. No response. J: (eye roll) Tanks for the blessing, FEY FEY.
A walks into bedroom, Josette naked. SHOCK! GASP! ROARS OF LAUGHTER! Josette: BWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! My grandson saw the mastodon!

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

A: I come home today, normal time. I don't feel like going to French class.

Josette: Good! You need a break.

A: Yeah, I think you're right.

Josette: You need a break. What time you come?

A: 7.

Josette: Gooood! Oh Fifi make good diner, she at the market now!

A: What is she making?

Josette: I don't know! She look at ma book find something and she go!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

(eating an omlette)

josette: but him mother...

a: his mother was a witch!

(pause. the sound of eating)

a: no, she wasn't a witch, she was a cow. Just a cow.

josette: her sister was a witch! but she was afraid of dying... i remember my meme tol me that she would have a lot of explaining to do for Jesu.

Friday, March 25, 2011

HAHA well with you, nothing is impossible!
A: I think i go doh-doh early.


Josette: (under her breath) Good.
A: Did you make pray for Old Man?

Josette: Make crepe!? WHAT? You crazy!

A: PRAY. PRAY!

Josette: Oh, yes I did.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

and you know i think i wuz very elegant because i learned from my mother.

chanel. the shoes. OH the shoes were like leather.

i learn from her how to dress up, the shoes to wear.

she told me i was no fat, and i was no skinny. and she is something, and i never forget - she say, when you dress up for a woman, never buy a dress too small. you look fat. take a dress with two inch apart, and i did, and i was always (*does a little dance*)

gahlly, my mommy was so elegant...

silk pajama in the long pants.

long diamond earrings.
going to the ball.
But I'm a shamed, I didn't say all that I wanted to say to dem, i BLUB BLUB.

I wasn't tidy.

I didn't have my manicure. My chinon. Dress up nice. Beautiful shoes.

After my wash I always put my green water, l'eau vert. OHHH i was putting it all ova me after my shower. And when i went down there.... GOD LYDIA YOU SMELL GOOD!

Some Americans ask me, "what is that?" "L'eau vert," I say.

Americans, dey don't understand.

I have a goblet small size and then after my shower i rub it around - sooo good. No body knew what it was!

Many man ask me, and no one could find my perfume. My boss say, my god if you knew how much it cost you would not look for! HAHA. But not for me, I was making good money.
I never Cardinal Verde because many time da people protest against the Catholic church and Idon't want to get killed!
and 5, 6 years later, i went back to bordeaux and dey tole me da gestapo neva bring ma oncle bak. afer dat i found his daughter, she was so nice dat girl. People call her Chatilin - a name you get when you leeve in a castle - she marry with a neuvee of da boss of the church in paris, the cardinal. i was in shock, i say, how did find a guy like this? they were so high class. but i learned, when she lose her father, after a couple of years, she went to paris to the church, stayed one week down there, and then she came back in the train, she talked with people, they knew about her father, and then after she got home a few days later a man knocked on her door and say "i know you!"

and she say, i don't know you. "I saw you at the church." they continued to talk, had a cocktail, met over a few weeks, she invited her to see his place, and when she saw that big open iron steel fence high, she didn't understand. "This is my place" he say. driving driving driving, so much land. And then she saw the most beautiful castle- no big, but beautiful. No big as Louis XI - just a castle, beautiful. God what different between my place and yours! She said. Don't worry about it, he say. And then they marry, and he feel sorry for her about her father.
(wathcing a Korean actor sob behind bars. Josette has no remorse)

He lie. (30 second pause, shakes head throughout). LIE.

If I was her, I'd pack my clothes and go. STUBBORN. NOOOO, she wants to be a queen!

(actress slaps another character)

GOLLY! She slap him good!
(Korean actress talking passionately and rapidly. She mimicks it.)

Deeee deee deee chi chaaa chaa!
(watching Tiger Lily in a basket of newspapers)

Sometimes I worry she gon ta shit and poo all over while she sit in der.
charlie sheen... too much girl go after him... smh
(tiger lily races past us, quick past the living room)

Ohhh my little ni nette
i walk like my tom cat.

Monday, January 31, 2011

BABY!! Good morning, how are you? i didn't hear you dis morning i didn't smell no coffee. Did you make some?

A: YEAH!

oh wow well i sleep hard den.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

(while watching Korean costume drama)

SHE LIE! but maybe she tell the truth.
(watching her Korean costume drama)

I bet he a traitor!
(to the TigerLily)

My ni-nette!
(talking about Target, the store)

Arre dey a Joo? Cuz gen-er-alley dey neva make peeple work on dis day.