J: You know I miss you sometime. But when I have my soap I don't think too much about it. ... so it alright. 

A: Do you have some good soaps to watch tonight?

J: Oh, yeah! ... When I when watch my soap I don't have to think. 

A: My babynette!!

J: You are my babynette!

A: I love you!

J: And I love you, but you know something?

A: What?

J: I wish you could go pee for me. 

A: Baaaaby!!
Josette: YEEAAAHH!!!
A: Sexxxy!!
Josette: YEEEEAA-- WHAT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!

God my bread is good.

I am ugly and I am old!

(A is typing on his laptop)

Josette: Awww, I wish I could learn how to do that. Little fingers, so cute!

Josette: I love you!
A: I love you!
Josette: Are you sure?
A: YOU ARE MY LIFE!
Josette: YOU ARE MY LIFE!!!

(while watching RATAOUILLE)

Shit. If a rat can cook, you can cook Fifi.

A: Those two are bff's. They're best friends forever.
Josette: What?
A: B-F-F.
Josette: B-F-F?
A: Best Friends Forever.
Josette: (overlapping) beef? beef? they beef?

I go doh-doh. I'm tired. I got up so early this morning and for nothing.

I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING IN MY FREEZER IS GOOD, STOOOPID!

Andrew you are strong and you have good eyes...I need you to go down in da utility room and find me giant pan fry. ohhh...my beautiful pan fry.

(Josette is wearing all red)

A: Good morning sexy!

Josette: by accident.

Josette: See I told you you wouldn't be late. Trust me. Jeeze she always tank I no make your steak in time. I know my steak! I'm always right. I know you'd make it in time.
A (overlapping): Swallow your food. Swallow. Swallow. Swallow. SWALLOW YOUR FOOD!

(Josette swallows)

Josette: I have nothing in my mouth.

Ohh, you right Andrew. My bread is excellent!

(A is eating steak)
Josette (whispering): I have a big piece of steak frozen for you and I. We eat it later. Can I have your bone?
A: Yes.
Josette: OH I'm GONNA SUCK YOUR BONE!

Oh no, Fifi he is so ugly now, that boy!

Do you have something to ironing white? I love to iron!

You know, God always protect the drunk. This woman fell down forty steps in the palace of her ex. Forty! All marble, in the corner. And she okay! She has a little bruise. Well...he should have stayed with Diana. Not this beautiful ugly tank! She never be Queen, that for sure. Camilla drunk every day! Gallon and gallon of booze!

A: I have to go poo.
Josette: Go ahead. I make one this morning, number 2. It was wonderful.

Oh, I'm so proud of you. So happy you turned out like dat. Don't do dhose drugs, or dat cigarette. That will be the end of it!

(a very series, melodramtic korean soap opera is on. silence. Josette is in rapture. then suddenly)

A: Ching chong chow ching ming ming bow bong kung ping ping
Josette: I'm gonna shoot you.

A: Whew! I can smell that rum, it's strong!
Josette: You like? I love it!! "Gin and coke, gin and coke," I used to do this all da time at da beach.

A: Did you have a good day?

Josette: Well yes and no. Sometime I'm no happy. We fight like cat and dog, her and I, but I love her. I miss her. I want to squeeze her sometime!!

(while watching Harry Potter 3; Buckbeak is flying Harry, Hermione and Sirius aroung Hogwarts)

Josette: Fifi, this cannot be fake.

F: How do these lights look?
Josette: Fifi they fine! They're beautiful. Don't touch it anymore if you do it be terrible.

A: Goodnight baby. I go doh-doh.
Josette: I love you I love you COVER YOURSELF! And lock the door!

Josette: The neighbors are gon to sell they house!
A: I don't believe it until I see it.
Josette: No I know already. I'm a medium.

A: Can you cut my steak?

Josette: We make quite a pair, you and I.

Dee da da
da'Dee da da
da'Dee da da
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
da-dee-da-dee-da-dee-daaaaaa!

Ah deeeeeeeeeee da-dee-da-dee-da-dee-daaaaaaa!

My true love! My baaaaaby! My baby-nette, I Looooove you!

A: Hello baaaaaby!!

Josette: Baby-nette! My true love! How are you!??

A: Mmmmm, it smells good in here.

Josette: You smell WHAT?!

A: It smells GOOD in HERE! Like GOOD FOOD.

Josette: Aww, well certainly.

A: What's wrong with these xmas lights?

Josette: No they too big and they don't do gling-gling (flicks hand open and close).

I LIKE MY FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shut up will you!