Monday, May 10, 2010

Josette: When she here, dere no peace, you know dat?
(south korean soap opera is on)

F: Is there anything else on?

Josette: MOMENT! Ondrew give me my TV, I don't want to hear her, she piss me off. I want to beat her ass.

F: We get the newspaper now, Andrew, and every day don't forget to lock the door.

Josette: LOCK THE DO'! NO, NO, NO, I DON'T WANT NOTHIN TO HAPPEN TO HIM. I don't want to worry about my baby, oh my gosh. You don't know how painful it is to worry about someone. I worry about Fifi everyday I was with your mother. I call and OKAY THANK GOD nothing happen okay. I know I bother her, but--

F: Mom, are you still rambling to yourself?

Josette: Yeah, and he laughing.

F: Mom why did you make all this white rice?!

Josette: NO! Look the jar!!

F: Is your show over yet?

Josette: I give you 5 minute.

F: Oh, THANKS Mom.

Josette: Den I go upstairs. What you want to watch?

F: Fox.
FIFI IS READY TO GO TO THE BEACH SHE SO EXCIIIIIIITED!
Josette: Hey Ondrew, say good bye to your meatloaf AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! but if you bring ma lamp cuttlet tomorrow dey think you rich guy.
(F walks in the door)

Josette: Oh! Fifi! We eat! We wait and we wait. He almost die from hungry we had to eat.
Josette: Oh, I love you.

A: I love you too.

Josette: I hope you tell yo daddy that I always feed you good. You tell him that.

A: Yeah, he knows.

Josette: Good!
You know if something happen to Fifi, I die. Ohh... I want to see her. Do you think nothing happen to her? She went shopping. There is no body who can take care of me like she can.
A: How is your sister? You little doll? What's on her mind?

Josette: She's okay. Talk to her.

A: No, she only talks to you.

Josette: Yeah... she's so sweet. She help me. She has to help me with my leg, I have to remember.
A: How do you spell strega?

Josette: I don't know. (beat- pointing to laptop) WHY YOU GOTTA PUT STREGA ON DER?! ARE YOU CRAZY?

A: No, no, no! I was just curious!
A: What do you think is going to happen?

Josette: I don't know...

A: He doesn't feel like good energy.

Josette: I know dat.

A: Yeah.

Josette: Maybe I make a strega.

A: How you do dat?

Josette: You have a picture of him?

A: Yeah.

Josette: Well, give to me. I put it next to my candle and pray. Pray he make more understanding to Leslie. That's all. I need to have face.
Josette raises her glass.

A: To you.

Josette: To you my love.

A: Is that water?

Josette: Yeah. No. It's ma vinegar. Apple cider vinagar. It's very expensive.

A: Why do you have dat?

Josette: It help with my digestion.
Lamb and horses are the best meat. oh yes. absolutely. and its the most expensive. you know, it takes lika beef. lika buff-a-low.
Josette: I'm gonna miss you.
A: When?
Josette: When I go over der. It good thang i have yo daddy.

Sunday, May 2, 2010