A: Are you ready for doh-doh?

Josette: No! I wait for my soap, den I doh-doh.

My gah! You are a gossip machine, do you know dat?! You looove to gossip!! Vivienne if I pale 3 times, he tell you! Sneaky you are!

(at dinner, in a restaurant, party of 12)

Josette: Wait...I have a question... Which you tank? The cock of a man is bigger or the cock of a gorilla?

(silence. shock.)

Josette: I don't know.

You know you a bossy tank sometime you know dat!? You bossy! I am no longer the boss. Fifi the boss, you the boss. Imagine dat...I am 85 years old and I'm not my own boss.

You know, I can put on ma pee-jama myself! Who do you think I am? I can put on my pee-jama myself I am 85 years old. But I have to go pee anyway so let's go.

No, she was just angry. She like me when she get angry. Sometimes when we angry we don't think too much. It's like Floff! So much stuff comes out of her mouth and she was no thinking. We don't think when we angry.

(looking in the mirror, applying lipstick)

My God...I was so beautiful when I was young.