(after seeing a fat man walking on the street in DC)

V: Wow, he's fat!
Josette: Dat is a memorial of the washington george, vivienne.

(while driving through DC)

Dey're so many holes here...

A: Remember we used the GPS when we went to the Price is Right?
Josette: Oh yeah. What a shock. It was so ugly. All those people. They don't pick you. They pick those Mexicans.

V: What about Camilla?
Josette: Vivienne... (she shakes her head)... Everytime you see her she is with a glass.
V: She was pretty when she was younger, but she didn't age well.
Josette: Before she met Charles, she had facelift, butt, facelift. Everything! That man... he destroyed his happiness.

I hear you! YAAAAA I DO! Crit-tea-size! Crit-tea-size!!!
And I rememba the time you tole to say nothing- and I don't! You see!

look at how she does. she attacks dat salade! my babies, yo momma becomes good cook, you know dat! Never forget her, never. If she be com depress one day, you be der for her.

Josette: You know sometank?
A: What?
Josette: You should really go to da school to help people with dey mind. You be good, very very good- you kno dat?
A: Really?
Josette: Yeah!