you know somethank, you are my sunshine when you are here.

(coming downstairs, first thing in the morning)
Oh, Fifi...the coffee is MY LIFE!

(pause)

I need to shave my mustache.

Josette: Obama, Obama what a dumb dumb he is. I don't understand such studpity the people who vote for him. All da time he say da same tank CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE, and all da people they tank they gon to be million air? SICK AN TIRED OF IT! uh uh uh uh everyday Obama. He say the same thing over and over, he said the same thing as Hitler! No body listen. No body listen--!

A: Shhhh! I'm trying to listen--

Josette: (interrupting) I DON'T LIKE HIS EYES!!

A: You know something...I think you were a Korean in a past life. 

Josette: Are you crazy?!

A: Yeah, maybe! Maybe that's why you like their soap operas so much. 

Josette: Huh..well, yeah maybe. Yeah, it's possible. Maybe I was alive dere 600 years ago. (beat) Maybe I was a dancer. ... maybe I was one of the King's favorites...

A: Why don't you ever sound happy when you pick up the phone?

Josette: Because I don't know who it is! I change my voice, in case its a voo-doo witch. 

L: Beast beast beast beast beast beast beast!

Josette: Oh, I love my Leslie. 

Golly she eat all dat and she gonna go poop tonight!!