F: If Korea were playing America in soccer, who would you root for?

Josette: What?

F: Who would you want to win?

Josette: Korea, of course.

F: What! Have you lost all national alligence?

Josette: Fifi, Americans ruin dey're corntry. Vote for dat guy, dat sonuvabitch guy. Lies! No, but I love Americans, dey just dont think straight!