A walks into bedroom, Josette naked. SHOCK! GASP! ROARS OF LAUGHTER! Josette: BWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! My grandson saw the mastodon!

A: I come home today, normal time. I don't feel like going to French class.

Josette: Good! You need a break.

A: Yeah, I think you're right.

Josette: You need a break. What time you come?

A: 7.

Josette: Gooood! Oh Fifi make good diner, she at the market now!

A: What is she making?

Josette: I don't know! She look at ma book find something and she go!

(eating an omlette)

josette: but him mother...

a: his mother was a witch!

(pause. the sound of eating)

a: no, she wasn't a witch, she was a cow. Just a cow.

josette: her sister was a witch! but she was afraid of dying... i remember my meme tol me that she would have a lot of explaining to do for Jesu.

HAHA well with you, nothing is impossible!

A: I think i go doh-doh early.


Josette: (under her breath) Good.

A: Did you make pray for Old Man?

Josette: Make crepe!? WHAT? You crazy!

A: PRAY. PRAY!

Josette: Oh, yes I did.

and you know i think i wuz very elegant because i learned from my mother.

chanel. the shoes. OH the shoes were like leather.

i learn from her how to dress up, the shoes to wear.

she told me i was no fat, and i was no skinny. and she is something, and i never forget - she say, when you dress up for a woman, never buy a dress too small. you look fat. take a dress with two inch apart, and i did, and i was always (*does a little dance*)

gahlly, my mommy was so elegant...

silk pajama in the long pants.

long diamond earrings.
going to the ball.